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Thursday, May 24, 2012

Ode to Chapter Two

Hey all, I'm up for the next snark.  My book is the girls' second time through the 8th grade and it's before they are cemented into their character traits (so the ghosties remember who is who), but chapter two is firmly established.  I decided to do one chapter two for all the readers who may not have read the series ever, although you'd only have to read one to get the gist.  Here goes:
Kristy Thomas:
  • Athletic, coaches Krusher's softball team
  • Big mouth, but lots of ideas
  • Brown hair, brown eyes, short
  • Dad's a bum, Mom remarried a millionaire Watson Brewer, lives in a mansion
  • Brothers Sam, Charlie, and David Michael; Step siblings Karen and Andrew; adopted sister Emily Michelle, who is Vietnamese.
  • President of the club
Mary Anne Spier:
  • Shy, sensitive, cries a lot
  • Brown hair, brown eyes, was short but had a growth spurt
  • Tigger the kitten
  • Mom died, no siblings
  • Father was really strict, but recently started loosening up
  • Father remarried high school sweetheart 
  • Stepsister is Dawn, fellow club member, and stepbrother Jeff, who lives in California.
  • Only sitter with a steady boyfriend, Logan Bruno
  • Secretary of the club
Claudia Kishi
  • Artistic
  • "fashionable" dresser (I use quotes because seriously???)
  •  Is smart, but not good at school (later books portray her as simply unintelligent)
  • Sister Janine is a genius with IQ of 196
  • Hides Nancy Drew and junk food in her room
  • Japanese 
  • Long black hair and almond shaped eyes, slim even though she eats junk food
  • Meetings held in her room because she has a phone
  • Vice President of the club
Stacey McGill
  • From NYC (OMG!!)
  • Only child
  • Divorced parents, Dad in New York
  • Blonde permed hair and blue eyes
  • Math whiz
  • Almost as fashionable as Claudia
  • Has Type 1 Diabetes
  • Is boy crazy
  • Treasurer of the club
Dawn Schafer
  • From California
  • Parents divorced, Mom remarried high school sweetheart, Dad remarried Carol (later in series)
  • Brother Jeff moved back to CA,  stepsister Mary Anne
  • Individual
  • Blonde hair and blue eyes, sometimes described as pretty sometimes interesting
  • Vegetarian (obnoxiously so, although not at first)
  • An activist ( also obnoxiously so)
  • Eventually moves back to California
  • Alternate officer of the club
Abby Stevenson
  • From New York area
  • Dad died in a car accident
  • Twin sister Anna
  • Mom is a workaholic
  • Asthma and allergies galore
  • Athletic, especially likes soccer
  •  Long curly brown hair and eyes (sister's hair is short)
  • Jewish
  • Alternate officer of the club (post Dawn)
 Mallory Pike
  • Oldest of a large family - Adam, Byron and Jordan (triplets), Vanessa, Nicky, Margo and Claire
  • Red hair and hazel eyes (originally chestnut hair in the early books, then changed to red)
  • Likes to write 
  • Loves horses
  • 6th grader
  • Junior member of the club
Jessi Ramsey
  • Oldest in her family - sister Becca and baby brother Squirt
  • Talented ballet dancer
  • Originally from New Jersey
  • Loves horses
  • Black
  • 6th grader
  • Junior member of the club
The club meets three days a week, Monday, Wednesday, and Friday from 5:30-6pm.  Jobs are recorded in the record book (MA is in charge) and details of sitting jobs are in the club notebook.  Members pay dues every Monday, and the money is used to pay Charlie for chauffeuring Kristy across town, stocking Kid-Kits (boxes they take to jobs with fun stuff for kids), and paying for supplies for one of the one million activities they do with their sitting charges.  If they are too busy, they can call associate members Logan Bruno and Shannon Kilbourne.  

There, all the info you'll ever need.  I always wondered why they didn't just write a book that outlined everything and sold it separately.  Then the book could just flow....well, as much as they could flow, especially the 5th or 6th time through 8th grade.  Ok, enough procrastinating on my snark.  Must. Read. Book.

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

#1 Kristy's Great Idea


As the mom who had the “great idea” to start this blog, I was assigned Kristy’s Great Idea to snark on a bit.  Now I really liked the first books of the series a lot before the great time warp began (I actually tried to justify it as a kid, thinking maybe it was the holiday from someone else’s point of view, etc…) and all the characters were cemented into their one character trait that all the ghost writers knew.  This is also the grace period before the advent of CHAPTER TWO, which I always ended up skipping.  I mean, who didn’t?  It’s like they cut and pasted from book to book, tweaking Claudia’s outfits and thinking up new ways to announce that Jessi’s black.
Main Story Summary:
We start by meeting Kristy Thomas on a hot day in September…that sounds wrong already.  Anyway, she leaps out of her seat with a loud hooray, is lectured by her teacher about decorum (Oooo, we get our grammar lesson in the first chapter) and heads for home to meet her little brother, David Michael, before he decides that no one loves him.  Mary Anne Spier, best sensitive bud, goes with her and they make lemonade and chat for awhile about this that and the other thing, the other thing being Claudia Kishi and man has she gotten weird!  She likes boys and art and buying clothes!  No!  Outrage!  Sorry, I get carried away.
Dinner time rolls around and Kristy’s mom comes in with a pizza and needs a sitter for DM the next day.  No can do, say Charlie, Sam and Kristy, which leads Mrs. Thomas to the phone trying to find a sitter while DM feels lower than slugs.  Poor kiddo.  Finally she calls Mrs. Newton, whose son Kristy is sitting for the next day, and she says DM can come over.  Anyway, the great idea for the club comes to Kristy and she chokes on her pepperoni with excitement.
It actually takes a little while for the club to get going, which is very realistic compared to later books where Kristy has a great idea and BAM! Next day they’re plastering fliers to light poles and recruiting toddlers for tiaras (my daughter will never do that…I’m so not a tiara mom!). Kristy and Mary Anne recruit Claudia, who then recruits Stacy, who is from (OMG!) New York, and before you know it, the BSC was born!
The flier is made up and passed around town, and it includes all of the sitters’ numbers and an invitation to call them at home outside of meeting times.  Kristy promptly forgets this is on there and will become irritated when a client calls and asks Claudia to sit.  Ummm…didn’t you make up the flier, my dear?  Hast thou forgotten what thou put on thine flier?
Anyway, they’re all excited at the first meeting and they get some new clients and they have their first sitting jobs:
  • Kristy – Buffy and Pinky McKeever, two Saint Bernards.  Hmmm…lesson learned when talking to new clients: get information about “children” before hand.  Another great idea: club notebook! Sitters will always be prepared with knowledge from other jobs.
  • Claudia – Jamie Newton + 3 naughty Feldman cousins.  Hmmm…lesson learned: always ask how many children you will be sitting for.
  • Stacy – David Michael Thomas, brother to Charlie, Kristy and “gorgeous hunk” Sam. Hmmm…lesson learned: Stacy is boy crazy.
  • Mary Anne – Karen and Andrew Brewer.  Hmmm….lesson learned:  Karen Brewer is a pill.
At the next meeting, the girls decide to celebrate their success with a pizza party…but Stacy’s going back to New York and might not be back in time, plus there’s her strict dieting to consider….then Mary Anne’s dad says she can’t spend her money on pizza…then Claudia’s parents say she should probably do the homework she hasn’t done since the beginning of the school year…and when Kristy calls Stacy to see if she’s back, Mrs. McGill lies to her.  Basically, the party falls apart.
At the meeting Monday, everything comes to a head.  Claudia and Mary Anne have good news: they’ll be able to party the next weekend!  Then Kristy calls Stacy’s mom out for lying, which leads to a big fight, pitting Kristy and Mary Anne against Claudia and Stacy and culminates with the groups storming out.
They do decide to hold their Wednesday meeting and everyone apologizes, and even Kristy admits she can be rude.  They decide to go ahead with the party and everyone meets at Kristy’s that Friday night.  Stacy confesses to them that the reason she is on a strict diet is because of her diabetes and that was partly why they moved to Stoneybrook, to escape the teasing of her former classmates. 
Kristy sits back and enjoys the party with her friends and is super stoked about the success of her great idea: THE BABYSITTERS CLUB!
Subplot Summary:
Kristy’s mom is dating Mr. Watson Brewer, a very rich man (not a millionaire as in later books) and Kristy’s not too thrilled about it.  She lets everyone know by insulting Watson when he brings the family dinner and being just downright rude.  She refuses to sit for his kids and tries to avoid him as best she can.  The announcement that Watson asked her mom to marry him only reassures her that she doesn’t want him as a stepfather.
As the pizza party falls apart, Watson calls needing an emergency sitter for his kids and Kristy has no choice but to go.  She ends up liking Andrew and Karen (back when Karen was precocious, not extreme brat) and FINALLY talks with her mom about how the relationship makes her feel.  She’s still not totally sold on the idea, but in the end gives her blessing and leaves Watson a note at his house telling him to call her if he needs a sitter for his kids and that she’s okay with them getting married.

Mommy Moments:
  • Edie/Elizabeth, perhaps it would behoove you to make your calls in private, rather than stress out your 6-year-old son. 
  • Also Edie/Elizabeth, if you’re friendly with Mrs. Newton, maybe that was the solution you should have started with?  Pretty sure she wouldn’t have minded, especially considering all the other kids that show up uninvited at her house when your daughter is sitting.
  • I don’t care how mature my 12-year-old is, I am meeting the new “client” so that I at least know who my kid is going to sit for and can accurately describe them to a sketch artist if necessary.
  • Dear Richard Spier, I don’t think placing unrealistic expectations on your child is a good idea, nor will it keep her extra safe.  It just makes her scared to ask you about things, especially things you don’t mind giving a little ground on.
  • Dear Kishis, do you think Claudia's trying to tell you something by the way she dresses?
  • I can understand not liking someone new coming into the family, especially after the rather nasty divorce you lived through, but being an asshat is not cool, Kristy.  Be polite, at the very least civil, and talk to your mom about how you feel!
Inconsistencies:
  • Karen Brewer’s eyes are referred to as brown, but every other book she’s in they’re described as being blue.
  • It says here that Kristy’s dad took off for California and got remarried, but doesn’t he get married again in Friends Forever: Kristy’s Big News?  Is that his third marriage? Fourth?  Lost count?
  • Kristy’s mom is “Edie” in this book (Karen even calls her that) but later on is Elizabeth.  Is Edie an accepted nickname for Elizabeth or did someone decide Edie wasn’t a hip enough name?
  • Isn’t Boo-Boo described as a black cat in other books?  I could be wrong, but here he’s gray.
  • Apparently the Pike family had a cat at some point, although in Jessi Ramsey, Pet Sitter, Mallory claimed they’ve never had a pet.
  • Not only does Claudia’s spelling get worse as the series goes on, her handwriting gets smaller and harder to read as well.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

The Best Moms You'll Ever Have

Ok, so that might be a little bit of a stretch, but hey, the BSC aren't exactly the best friends you'll ever have either. :)  I was a great collector of the BSC books when I was a kid and when my first daughter was born, tada!  My mom presented me with my long lost collection of books to give to my little girl.  Seeing as how I hardly get to go to the bathroom alone, much less shopping or a date, I long for a club of overeager girls to come to my house and have parades and carnivals with my kids so I can shave my legs in private.  Upon re-reading the books, I am reintroduced to the (unintentional, I'm sure) humor and the absolute lack of parenting by many parents and my stay at home mom friends and I decided to give snarking these beloved classics from our point of view. So sit back and enjoy the ride.